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beltainelady) wrote2010-01-27 04:56 pm
beltainelady) wrote2010-01-27 04:56 pm
This made me LOL
Wednesday Caniners
via Overheard in New York, Jan 27, 2010
Stylish 20-something woman to overweight pug breathing heavily: Well, Winifred, you're out of breath because you're out of shape. (pause) No, you're not fat. You're voluminous. (pause) Yes, I am aware it's not all your fault. Mummy likes to watch you eat powder doughnuts. (pause) Pugs that look like they have a coke habit are very funny for mummy, yes they are.
--Central Park
Young hipster to Labrador, as people approach: Come on! Come on! Say hello! (dog remains seated, doing nothing) God! I've been training him for months to talk to couples and it just isn't working!
--Williamsburg
Woman to her dog: Don't be an insult to your species! Act like a dog!
--10th St & Broadway
Lady to little barking dog: Shut up. This is not your sidewalk.
--Brooklyn
via Overheard in New York, Jan 27, 2010