Doom and gloom and dark despair, People dying everywhere!

[beltainelady]

It's whiteknucklejoes birthday!

He deserves the dirge:

Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud!
So you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
Children dying far and near
They say that cancer's caused by beer
Death, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere
Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud!

Comments

[brock-tn.livejournal.com]

You missed acouple of verses:

May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake

May your deeds with sword and axe
Rival those with sheep and yaks

(It's known as the "Mongol Birthday Song" where I come from.)