So totally made of win.

I Can't Do It 'til Good Friday, Though

Large bald man: The first time I was flogged by my master, it was revelatory.
Man in sunglasses: Great. Well, I'd like to get you up on a cross, get you really straining.

--19th St & 8th Ave

Overheard by: Sam

via Overheard in New York, May 3, 2009

We watched Heroes last night. As the closing credits rolled, I noticed "No animales were harmed in the making of this episode."

::shakes head::

Once a tech writer, always a tech writer.

Since he's never seen it.

::reference icon::

Who needs movies? LOL

I had a paper bag from the Olive Garden on the floor for the cats to play with. Pye somehow managed to get the handles wrapped under his hind legs and was trying to run away from the nasty bag, which of course was attached to him. He was in an utter panic, running around the house.

I was finally able to corner him and get it off, and the poor thing was shaking and crying. Actual tears from his eyes, he was so terrified.

In the ensuing chaos, Isabeau moved out of the way, but the hair of her tail got caught in the spring that holds the toy atop the scratching post, so she was trying to run away from THAT. Which, of course, was attached to her.

With shit like this happening in my house, who needs TV?