The Hex Files

Last night, our neighbor witnessed Xena getting chased up a tree by what she called "a HUGE coyote". So, at around midnight, Will, Liana and I were alternately calling Xena down, using a ladder to get to her and watching out for the coyote, whose tracks could be seen by the tree.

After finally giving up using the ladder, which would have hurt one of us, I sat on the porch to smoke a cigarette, watched Xena climb down and instead of coming 10 feet to the porch, zoom back into the woods for more adventure.

Stupid fucking cat.

Who needs movies? LOL

I had a paper bag from the Olive Garden on the floor for the cats to play with. Pye somehow managed to get the handles wrapped under his hind legs and was trying to run away from the nasty bag, which of course was attached to him. He was in an utter panic, running around the house.

I was finally able to corner him and get it off, and the poor thing was shaking and crying. Actual tears from his eyes, he was so terrified.

In the ensuing chaos, Isabeau moved out of the way, but the hair of her tail got caught in the spring that holds the toy atop the scratching post, so she was trying to run away from THAT. Which, of course, was attached to her.

With shit like this happening in my house, who needs TV?